Magnet-This salad tastes like I'd rather be fat

Add a dash of humor to your everyday items with our rectangular magnet, wittily inscribed with "This salad tastes like I'd rather be fat". This product, brought to you by Ephemera, is a testament to our commitment to making you giggle and guffaw with our brutally honest and hilarious novelties. It's a perfect addition to fridges or lockers, serving not just as a decoration, but a conversation piece. Enjoy our delightful blend of sarcasm and wit in a magnet!